Archive for June 17th, 2008
Shax Is Back!!! Charmed
Int. Manor
(The doorbell rings and Piper races to get the door. She opens the door to see Paige smiling happily.)
Piper: Paige, what up?
Paige: I have something to tell you! Wheres Phoebe and Leo?
Piper: Upstairs trying to index the book.
(Paige laughs hysterically)
Paige: Come on! Lets go!
(Paige drags Piper upstairs to the attic where Billie, Leo, and Phoebe have the pages thrown across the floor)
Piper: Oh, you three better have this cleaned up before Christy’s funeral!
(Paige whistles loudly)
Paige: I have some very exiting news to tell everyone!!!!
Piper: Well go ahead tell us.
Paige: Well…me and Henry are….expecting!!!
(Everyone stares at Paige in disbelief)
Int. Underworld
(Shax swirls in his usual manner. The demon preforming a ritual looks up and backs away.)
“Hello Damian”, Shax says.
“Shax!”, Damian cries, “ I thought you were vanquished”.
“I was!”, Shax yells, “I want to KILL those damned witches, and this time I WILL”.
OPENING CREDITS
(Shots of the city. Into a hospital where a mother is giving birth, then to a park where a mother and her child are playing in the leaves, finally to the manor)
Phoebe: Your pregnant? That’s great!!!
(Phoebe runs over and hugs Paige tightly)
Piper: Have you told Henry?
Paige: I was hoping you guys could help me with that. I was thinking we could have a little dinner party here, so I can tell him. So I can have witnesses incase he kills me!
Billie: What?
Paige: Henry doesn’t really want kids quite yet, you know?
Billie: Oh.
(She goes back to indexing the book.)
Piper: We’ll help you!
(She goes over and hugs Paige tightly, laying her head on Paiges)
Piper: I need to get back to cooking anyway, if I am ever going to run my dream resteraunt.
Int. Heavens
Elder: Leo you need to tell the Charmed Ones that we’ve sensed something major going on in the Underworld
Leo: I’ll let them know! Is it serious?
Elder: We think so. Hurry!
Int. Manor
(Piper is stirring a bowl of something and she puts it down and looks up at Phoebe who is rummaging through the refrigerator.)
Piper: You think Henrys going to freak?
Phoebe: If I know Henry he’ll pass out!
(Piper and Phoebe giggle, as Paige walks in)
Paige: What so funny?
Phoebe: What Henry will do when you tell him!
Paige: And I was just starting to get my mind off the subject! Thanks.
(The oven beeps loudly)
Piper: Damn it! I burnt the cookies!!!
(She bents down and takes them out looking angry with herself, as Chris begins crying)
COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!!
Int. Manor
(Leo orbs in and see’s Piper cooking.)
Leo: Piper come here its urgent!
Piper: Leo whats wrong?
(They go to the dining room.)
Leo: The Elders have sensed a major surge in demonic activity!
(Piper looks at the set dining room table as it fades to night)
Int. Underworld
(We see an abandoned layer. Orbs appear and reveal as Paige Piper and Phoebe. A demon shimmers onto a rock in the corner.)
Piper: You have exactly five seconds to live unless you tell us who your working for.
Demon: I don’t know what your talking about.
Piper: 5, 4
Phoebe: 3
Paige: (ready to throw potion) 2
Demon: You’ll find out soon enough
(Demon smiles and shimmers out)
Piper: Damn!!!! Okay guys lets go, he’s not worth it, and we have dinner to plan.
(They orb away)
Int. Manor
(Everyone sits around Pipers dining room table, eating and chatting)
Piper: Okay everyone! Paige has something she would like to tell you.
(Piper, and Phoebe smile as everyone looks at Paige)
Paige: Um… yeah! You all know that Henry and I have been with each other for almost a year now and I am happy to tell everyone, espeacilly Henry… that we are having a baby!
Henry: Oh my…
(Henry tries to stand but falls to the floor)
Paige: Henry! Are you oka….
Piper: Whats wrong Paige?
Paige: I feel like I’m gonna be sick!
(Paige runs off the bathroom)
(Suddenly the door flies open and appears as Shax, Piper looks shocked and freezes him)
Piper: Oh hell no!!!!
Phoebe: How did he…where…what…huh?
Piper: I don’t know!
(She grabs Phoebes hand)
Piper: But we better get Paige and get out of here before he unfreezes!
(They run off to get Paige)
Int. Manor (Attic)
Paige: Oh god!
(She leans over to throw up in the trash can next to her)
Piper: Phoebe do you remember the spell?
Phoebe: I think so. Lets go send his ass back to hell!
Piper: Wait what if it doesn’t work?
Phoebe: Then you’ll freeze him, or blow him up!
Piper: Okay, worth a try! Come on Paige!
(They get up and head downstairs)
Int. Manor (Dining Room)
(Shax unfreezes just as they arrive)
Shax: Finally I will kill all three Charmed ones!!!
Phoebe: Not a chance in hell!!
Phoebe, Paige, and Piper: (chanting) Evil wind that blows, no longer…
Phoebe: I can’t remember the rest!!!
(Piper lifts her hands and blows him up, he disappears for about ten seconds then re-appears, lifting his hands he sends all three sisters through the back dining room wall. The screen goes black)
COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!
Int. Manor
(Leo orbs in and realizes what happened and goes to heal Piper and Phoebe. They come to and hurry over to Paige.)
Leo: I can’t heal her! But she’s alive!
Piper: Come on! We need to get her to the hospital!
Leo: I’ll orb her there. You three go make a summoning spell for Shax and I’ll meet you at the hospital. I think I have a plan!
Piper: Be careful!
(Piper and Leo quickly kiss and Leo orbs out)
(The girls run upstairs)
Int. Hospital
(The screen shows Paige still unconscious and Henry holding her hand and crying, Paige opens her eyes and looks at Henry)
Paige: What happened?
Henry: Oh I am so glad your okay!!! Shax attacked and you were hurt pretty badly!
Paige: Is the baby okay?
(Henry looks at Paige and shrugs)
Henry: They don’t know yet.
Int. Manor (Attic)
Phoebe: Got it! Hows this?
(She hands the paper to Piper)
Piper: Looks good I’ve got the vanquishing spell, lets go!!
(They walk down stairs. Shax suddenly swirls in.)
Shax: Your sister will soon see Prue my darlings!
(He begins to swirl away but Piper freezes him before he can attack and they run outside)
Int. Hospital
(Shax swirls in, and Paige screams as Shax moves toward her! She orbs to the floor and suddenly Shax is frozen, Paige looks over to see Piper and Phoebe)
Piper: I am going to send that bastard to hell if it kills me.
Phoebe: Lets all send him to hell.
(Piper and Phoebe go over to Paige and they chant the spell.)
Charmed ones: (chanting) Evil wind that blows, that which forms below, no longer may you dwell, death takes you with this spell!
(Shax blows to a million pieces turning to dust and blowing away, suddenly the doctor walks in.)
Doctor: What happened?
Piper: She fell going to the bathroom!
(Piper and Phoebe help Paige back into bed)
Doctor: Um…Mrs. Mitchell we have news about your baby!
Paige: Is it okay?
Doctor: I’m afraid it is… um dead.
(He gets up and walks out, Paige begins to cry, and Piper and Phoebe climb onto the bed next to her as she cries.)
Piper: Its amazing how much he’s taken from us isn’t it?
Phoebe: But I think he’s not going to take any more from us.
Paige: Are they always going to hurt us this way?
Piper: Not if we can stop them.
END OF EPISODE!!!
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